COULD THE METRIC SYSTEM GIVE CLIFF RICHARD DIABETES?
COULD THE E.U. TURN HARD-WORKING FAMILIES GAY?
IS RIP-OFF BRITAIN MAKING BRITAIN'S SWANS OBESE?
HAVE LESBIANS IMPREGNATED HOMEOWNERS?
WILL THE NANNY STATE HAVE SEX WITH THE CHURCH?
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