Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Lion Hug

Buy a lion cub in Harrods, give it to your kids, keep it at home and run around a church yard with it, after a few years realize that this kind of environment may be a bit un-natural for a lion (especially after it's started to get a bit too big to fit through the cat flap, has destroyed your dinning room table, obliterated your best china, and eaten the neighbour's Jack Russell), release it into the wild in Africa, go visit it a year later, meet its "wife" and kids, and get a big lion hug. All accompanied by subtitles and a Whitney Houston soundtrack.
Ah, the the crazy days of the 1960s.


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